Posted by PK on June 18, 2003 at 10:19:45:
I've only been on MUA for a little over a year and I stopped swapping real quickly after getting fed up with being lied to on the condition of things and basically being fucked by a bunch of teeny bopper whores. Sure its a cheap way to try new products and an easy way to get rid of stuff you bought and regretted (although I have ebay for that now) but it just wasn't worth the hassle.
Kids and, sadly, even grown women don't have half a brain to figure out how to buy a $.50 bubble mailer, be honest about conditions and when you're sending, etc. Hell, I had a MAC lipglass mini sent to me by a newbie who said it was brand new. The thing was over half used and the stupid bitch didn't even think to wipe off the wand. Did she think I'd never purchased a lipgloss before? They don't come with product all up on the wand and big air bubbles in them. And they don't come USED. Sure, I was only out $5 but come on, do I want her trash? I had perfume samples sent to me in plain letter envelops. Obviously the glass was crushed by the time it got to me. So there are those types of cunts running rampant on MUA. Then there are the swaplifters who sure as hell don't make it fun for anyone that gets stolen from, but maybe its a lesson women need to learn- if you're going to deal with strangers, find a way to protect yourself.
And then we have all the fake women who lie, lie, lie. What in the world is the purpose of this? I don't care how many pictures you found off ebay or scanned from a magazine, if it's not your face on your body in those shoes or holding that purse, I don't believe it. And the best women are the ones that brag all day and yet... they don't own a digi? Right. And then we've got the whiney, bitchy, troll hunters. With all the fake women on the boards, sometimes the trolls are actually NEEDED. When they're not just getting laughs, they're actually pointing out the hypocrisy. And when they throw a fit saying we are too afraid to say it and not hide behind an anonymous SN, yet they're the ones hiding behind a facade.
I've told those bitches more than once what my "main" SN is on MUA and soon enough they'll start whining to Elky, saying I'm a troll and that I should be deleted along with the others. WHY? Because they're so damned afraid that someone will come in and expose their pathetic little made up worlds. Yet they call us jealous, unhappy, anything they can think of. I'm quite happy with myself and have a damn near perfect life but am I on there spouting off how sweet my boyfriend is or how generous my family is or how welcoming my boyfriend's family has been for the past two years or how much I just spent at the Chanel counter? No. Because I know it and those in my life know it and complete strangers shouldn't give a shit so why should I tell them and try to show off?
And when I do post under my "main" SN, and tell someone I don't need to hear how often they douche because I'm sure as fuck not they're gyno, I get called a troll. No, I wasn't trolling, I just really don't need some random whore to tell me that her crotch is rotting so every month she tries to get the smell out. There are too many hyper active finger pointers on MUA. Just because someone doesn't agree with you or calls you out on something doesn't make them a troll. Pissed 'cause your mailman brought your mail to your door and kindly asked you to ask your son to move his car out of the way? Either keep it to yourself and off the boards or don't get huffy when more than one person on the boards thinks you're a cunt for it. Happy you just had sex with someone you hardly know? Can't get a date? Tell your best friend, you whores. Whether I'm "trolling" or not I feel the same way as what I say to you. Make a post about cheating on your HUSBANDS and poll people whether or not they'd tell their husbands? You're a disgrace and you should have expected that at least ONE self-respecting woman is going to have a problem with it.
I'm sick and tired of BITCHES. I wish I could say this isn't high school so life shouldn't be a popularity contest but I'm not that ignorant or naive. I'm also not so blind that I can't figure out that the tattle tale crybabies are the ones who got picked on all their lives and can't deal with just growing the fuck up. Randi Mitnick for example. You are 40 mother fucking years old. Get a clue. At the very least, go back to grammar school because honestly your grasp on the English language is about as loose as the one you have on reality.
I've seen it posted quite a bit that people "know" that certain women on MUA are frauds, and that they're lucky it doesn't get posted on the boards. Why should we let them off the hook? You got something to say, say it. We all know Chelsea is a swaplifter that just can't stay away, Randi is nuts, Jacqui is a bull dyke among other things, ClassyChicka is anything but, etc. I love hearing about these things. But just as MUAers love to spread the news of a swaplifter, I'd like to see the news spread about all the fakeness. Got conflicting posts from MaryannParis and Kerr? Lets see 'em!
By all means I am not saying to stop the 'senseless' bashing, I love a good bash as much as anyone else. But what I'd really love is to see Jacqui exposed for her lies and deleted. Sure she'll be back but hey, at least then everyone KNOWS what a cunt she is. Same with Pdlsprite. Same with just about everyone we bash here.
Not to sound like a cheerleader, but lets throw in a little bit of integrity every now and then. And keep up the good work, we've got a good thing going here.
Oh yeah, and Bastah's still a man-beast.